# Maine on Tech: “Shut up bitch, it’s Artificial… like your hair, tan, teeth, …”

> Shut up bitch, it’s Artificial… like your hair, tan, teeth, and cognitive test results. https://t.co/yCsJ4UldM6

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- **Updated:** 2026-10-12
- **Category:** social
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## Key data

- **Author:** @TheMaineWonk
- **Likes:** 12.5K
- **Retweets:** 1.3K
- **Replies:** 158
- **Views:** 131.4K

Shut up bitch, it’s Artificial… like your hair, tan, teeth, and cognitive test results. https://t.co/yCsJ4UldM6

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## Sources

1. [@TheMaineWonk on X](https://x.com/TheMaineWonk/status/2108282303663288745)
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